Universo Paralelo

About Me

OH. MY. SATAN. || I reblog memes, and whine about my shitty existence.

Blogs I follow:

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3. tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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5. doyouknowwhatimeme:

   

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6. futilereality:

   

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7. lolmemez:

   

   Last minute adventure time.

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   labelleizzy:

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   weepingdildo:

   Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

   No guys you don’t understand.

   The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

   So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

   This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

   That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

   *this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
   

   This is humanity

   Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

   Happy birthday, Curiosity.

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9. tessie-the-bee:

   memewhore:

   This feels like it was made specifically to appeal to my sense of humor

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11. doyouknowwhatimeme:

    

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12. so-much-for-subtlety:

    

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13. randomitemdrop:

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    Some years ago a lady brought to the Royal Scottish Museum in Edinburgh a trout covered with a fine coat of white fur. It was pleasingly mounted on a wooden shield and was labelled as follows:

    FUR BEARING TROUT
    Very Rare
    
    Caught while trolling in Lake Superior off Gros Cap, Near Sault Ste. Marie, district of Algoma. It is believed that the great depth and the extreme penetrating coldness of the water in which these fish live has caused them to grow their dense coat of (usually) white fur. Mounted by ROSS C. JOBE, Taxidermist of Sault Ste. Marie, Ont.

    Visiting the museum to find out more about her unique fish, the lady was told that it was undoubtedly a trout (either brown or brook) and that its fine white coat was undoubtedly from a rabbit, whereupon she immediately presented the fish to the museum. She had bought this fake in good faith which indicates that the idea of a fur-bearing trout did not seem outlandish to her.

    ―Stanley Peter Dance, Animal Fakes & Frauds, 1976

    Item: a rare Fur-Bearing Trout on a plaque

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